GethEngineer

Tagged by Neframe if this is even how to mention someone I don't remember anymore memetag thing apparently stolen from a gei fiss

Idk what this is about so uh yeaah...hi mom

Masculine Traits

[x] You are male. (fml)

[ ] You would prefer being male. (h e c c n o)

[ ] You don't wear makeup. ( )

[ ] You love sports. (I'm too weak! don't kill me! )

[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (I'm not paying microsoft to use my wifi thx also ew cod :3)

[ ] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc. (Monty is the only good thing in that list,and I wouldn't say I make constant references...just at times?)

[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting (tf is ufc?)

[ ] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (pilot :D)

[ ] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. ( )

[ ] You like violent music. (calm music is best music< y e s)

[ ] You don't care how you smell. (ew you pig)

[ ] You look up to male role-models. (I don't really look up to anyone because I don't know anyone that I think is what I want to be lul)

[?] You can relate to guy logic.(how the fk am I supposed to know if I do if you don't even explain what that's supposed to mean smh)

[/] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc. (eeeeeh not really.I love planes and ships but I don't know how the mechanical parts inside work...the electrical ones and the engines kinda though?)

[x] You like baggy clothes. ()

[ ] You like a well. (what?)

[/] You love memes. (depends on the meme)

[ ] You like big dogs.

[ ] Fedoras are cool.

[/ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works (eh kinda?).

[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.

[] You sit with your legs apart. (I'm not lio)

[ ] You don't understand women. (I don't understand what's to understand,last time I checked english is for both male and females)

[ ] You rarely cry in front of people. ()

[] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it. (mess with me, you're safe. Mess with my homies, you're...still safe because I'm a pussy :D)

[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. (Knives, staves, and rifles FTW!)

[x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (I hold doors for anyone xd)

[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.(bench? what? you can become a bench? dafuq?)

[x] You have facial/chest hair. (FKN HAIR I HATE IT SO FKN MUCH)

[] You aren't ashamed of your bromance. (oh god the embarassment)

Total: aw fk I have to count now? -w- 6,5-7

Feminine Traits:

[ ] You are female (fml part deuxieme)

[x] You would prefer being female.

[x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect.

[/] You wish you were thinner. (not necessarily lighter, but slimmer)

[x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon

[] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.(ew)

[ ?] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect. (girl power anime? I mean is...magical girls genre a girl power anime???)

[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.

[x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

[x ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.(this is the most retarded point I've read so far,like you put the pop music thing previously...and wtf does pop music have to do with cute and happy stuff ...jesus christ...love cute stuff though)

[x] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (yup, though hard to tell how much is gender dynamics, culture, or my many mental issues.)

[ ] You look up to female role-models. ( )

[x] You can relate to women.

[/] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect. ()

[x] You like cute clothes.

[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.

[/] You love to dye your hair. (I'd Love)

[ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.

[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.

[] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.

[x] You cross your legs and have good posture. (should really be considered a standard of politeness and etiquette regardless of gender-ikr who wrote this)

[ ] The male brain is a mystery.

[/] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (with the right people, I can talk freely).

[x] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.(that's so rude wth I'm gonna break my head like that)

[x] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (Ikeep saying I'm not to people but I actually am :3 except I just cry instead of hurting people...what a failure of a yandere)

[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology. (astrology is a lie and so is cake)

[ /] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.(that's not happiness lol,but I love it...or a shower at least,since baths use too much water and I'm not allowed to do them unless its winter and even then only once every few weeks)

[ x] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.(only once a month? lucky)

[ x] You love cute little animals.

[ ] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.

Total: idk you count and tell me

Masculinity: 7?

Femininity: 15? I'm too bloody lazy to count properly

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